Sadie Holmes ? The lights flicker, the room gets foggy and a sexy woman appears before Jay and Jack who introduces herself as Sno White. She says she's from the future and needs to collect DNA in her pussy to save the human race. This has to be the most important creampie ever!

Aaliyah Hadid ? Under secretary Moore has a meeting with an advocate for the Muslim people to discuss the new President's policy. Ms. Hadid is willing to do anything to prove her people's equality. Note from Provider: This political parody was written by a fan and is not meant to insult or defame anyone's political or religious beliefs.

Hope Harper ? Supergurl was trying to track down other missing heroines when she inadvertently slipped on a ring that caused her to collapse. When she regains her senses she is in a cage being sexually aroused. The urges overpower her sense of goodness making her a mindless sex slave. Her captor takes her from the cage to the lab where he proceeds to make her another sexual trophy in his case.